Labels: Binyamin Netanyahu, Knesset elections 2015, Naftali Bennett, Tzipi Livni, Yair Lapid
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 2:11 PM
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From my website Jerusalem Cats:
http://jerusalemcats.com/kindergarten-israeli-style/
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
― Winston S. Churchill
Subtitles – commentary and additions in parentheses:
Netanyahu: “Children, calm down! We can’t accomplish anything today (while acting up). Ivette (Liberman of Yisrael Baytenu), you must left to share with the other children.”
Child Pretending to be Naftali Bennett (Bayit Yehudi) being hit by child Yair Lapid (Yesh Atid): “Ahkh, ahkh, ahkh (ouch, ouch, ouch)!”
Netanyahu: “Yes, yes, he’s an ahkh (also brother in Hebrew), he’s an ahkh.”
“Yair, stop playing with this. You are ruining it.”
Child Bennett and child Lapid: “I got it (first), I, I, it’s mine, mine, mine!”
Netanyahu: “Yair and Naftali, enough fighting over the seat.”
“Tzippy, Tzippy, Tzippy (Livni of the Labor Alliance Party to be named later), enough running from place to place!”
“What a waste of time. We can’t continue with this kindergarten. In order to run a country, you need a strong and stable government. Vote Likud for a change of method (of running a government).”
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