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Sunday, September 15, 2013

LATMA to live another day due to IBA foul-up?

You will recall that my friends at LATMA were forced to shut down because of budget issues. Now, they may get a new lease on life because Israel's publicly financed Leftist media has overstepped its boundaries.

LATMA seemed to be in perpetual negotiation with Channels 1 and 2 for a position on the air. Now Channel 1 may have no choice but to broadcast LATMA because it broadcast something that broke all the rules of media bias in public broadcasting.
A new ad for a parody program on Israel Channel One has rightwing Israelis up in arms. The ad connects the Israeli right in general with Yigal Amir, who is serving a life sentence after being convicted of murdering Prime Minister Yitzchak Rabin in 1995, and with Baruch Goldstein, who killed 29 Arabs at the Machpelah Cave in 1994.
The ad shows men dressed up as Amir and Goldstein, and a third man portrayed as Yona Avrushmi, who threw a hand grenade into a crowd during 1983 rally, killing 36-year old activist Emil Grunzweig. The three are seen dancing and singing, with lyrics roughly translated as “sometimes I am a hero and sometimes I am a murderer. Sometimes I am an assassin and sometimes I am a slaughterer. But no matter what, I am always a right wing murderer.”
Channel One is the television station of the state-run Israel Broadcasting Authority. Each year, Israelis who own a television set must by law pay a hefty fee to finance public broadcasts; the law allows the IBA to seize property and freeze bank accounts in order to force Israelis to pay their bill.
As a public broadcaster, the IBA must follow a very precise set of rules and regulations to ensure that it provides an outlet for all segments of the population, and to ensure that all points of view are represented. Recently, for example, the IBA refused to air satirical pieces produced by the Latma group, claiming that it would be unfair to show one point of view in satire – that of the right-leaning Latma group – without having a leftwing counterbalance.
In this case, however, there was no balance for the anti-right message of the commercial, and no right-wing program or satire is scheduled to air in the near future to balance the satirical left-wing content the IBA is presenting.
As a result of showing the ad for the new parody, the IBA may be required to broadcast LATMA

Zelig Rabinovich, a senior aide to the Director-General of the Israel Broadcasting Authority (IBA), told Arutz Sheva, Sunday, that the authority is considering broadcasting the right-wing satire Latma, which otherwise stands to disappear for lack of funds. Rabinovich said the authority would broadcast a satire called Hayehudim Ba'im (The Jews Are Coming), although a sketch portraying right-wing murderers would be pulled as was a promo for the sketch, following a report by Arutz Sheva.

In addition, following contact by Member of Knesset Ayelet Shaked (Habayit Hayehudi-Jewish Home-New National Religious Party) to Communications Minister Gil'ad Erdan and the IBA, the authority is seeking clarifications about the video, in which three men sing and dance as Yigal Amir - convicted assassin of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, Yona Avrushmi - convicted of killing Emil Grunzweig by throwing a grenade at a Peace Now rally, and Baruch Goldstein, who killed 29 Muslims in the Me'arat Hamachpelah Cave of the Patriarchs.

I searched in vain for that anti-Right sketch on YouTube and elsewhere. If anyone has it, please send it by email.

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Friday, August 02, 2013

Flock Builder on how to conduct a National Referendum and simulation of the peace talks

Flock Builder explains how to conduct the National Referendum on Israel's future and computer expert Geek Bizarre presents a computerized simulation of the anticipated rounds of peace talks. Yes, it's the weekly LATMA update.

Let's go to the videotape.




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Friday, July 26, 2013

Palestinian prisoners are concerned and Bibi's plan B

As negotiations for peace draw near, the Palestinian prisoners plan for the day after and Bibi has a contingency plan for Abu Mazen.

Let's go to the videotape. The two major skits this week are fabulous.



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Friday, July 19, 2013

Flock Builder reports from the field and Johan Phlegmat on the EU boycott

Flock Builder with a special report from the hospital and EU representative Johann Phlegmat explains the new boycott.

Yes, it's the weekly LATMA update.

Let's go to the videotape.



I thought they might mention this in the credits, but they didn't. Caroline Glick, who is the director of LATMA (among her many activities), is sitting shiva for her father, Gerald z"l (of blessed memory), who passed away last Friday. You can send Caroline a condolence note here.

If you are able to, you might also want to consider making a donation to LATMA in his memory here (look at the end of the post). As I understand it, unless they raise enough money, next week will be the last LATMA show, and that would be a pity.

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Friday, July 12, 2013

Halil Majnoun comments on the new Egyptian spring

Egyptian Minister of Conspiracy Theories Halil Majnoun on what's really behind the new Egyptian spring and the logical conclusion of Tisha B'Av.

Yes, it's the weekly LATMA update.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Tuesday, July 09, 2013

How you can help save LATMA

In an earlier post, I described the financial predicament of LATMA, the group that makes the brilliant satire videos that I post every Friday. Earlier today, someone forwarded an email to me that they received from Ruchie Avital, who does the English subtitles for the show every week. I was apparently one of several people who asked if Ruchie could get the email translated into English, and I am posting it below. 
Following many requests, here is the English translation of my recent status. Many thanks to the professional translator Ben Gross:
Okay, the moment has arrived.
Latma will be closing at the end of July, and the bad guys are already celebrating. Gloating, joyful statuses have already begun to appear here and there, alongside slanderous and angry statuses about the (imaginary, for now) possibility that we might begin airing on Channel 1.
We also read on the internet about our contract with Channel 1. In reality, there is nothing. We are being turned away, time and again, back and forth, for two years now, each time with a different excuse, and it seems that there is no end in sight. What is in sight is the end of July, when Latma’s budget runs out, and Latma will disappear.
The vultures on the Left can already smell the end. After four years of producing brave Israeli and Zionist satire that went against the stream, standing opposed to all the left wing incitement that everyone had already accepted, because they somehow convinced everyone that “that’s how satire works”. Four years where we pounded them, four years when Yariv Oppenheimer and his friends’ ears turned red from rage, when they discovered they were not immune to criticism and piercing satire.
The inciters, the boycotters and Israel’s enemies also got their fair share, from the Flotilla video on YouTube, which gathered millions of views, boosted the Israeli morale and changed the world’s viewpoint, through the “Abba” clip that infuriated the Swedes following the Aftonbladet blood libel, to our very own Tawil Fadicha, Palestinian Minister of Uncontrollable Rage. A character that never would have been created on one of the “regular” satire shows screwing up your heads on the television screen.
This is all going to end, because there’s no money left. We don’t have the astronomically huge budgets “It’s A Wonderful Land” has, we don’t have the unlimited support of organizations in Europe and elsewhere, who call themselves “Human Rights Organizations”. We don’t even have the cultural institutions budget or the haircuts that theaters like Habima get, the same theaters whose actors boycott the settlements. Standing against this sea of hypocrisy and evil, thanks to the amazing Caroline Glick, Latma subsisted until today with the help of proud Zionist Jews, who were touched by her enthusiasm and belief. But even that great force has a limit.
Today we look like a review of the sick and wounded. Caroline cares for two little children and two sick parents in the United States and travels there often, and how much more can we ask of her? Noam has his arm in a cast, but insists on coming to the filming, Ronit was lightly wounded from a stone throwing attack while traveling with her family in Judea and Samaria, but showed up for the filming two days later. I myself went through a health issue that immobilized me for two months, and I’ve not entirely recovered from it, but I’ve gotten up, come back, and continued working.
From our small studio in Petach Tikva, we kept producing editions, week after week. Persistently, without season, without taking breaks. With a lot of creative spirit, happiness and belief. But our morale has sunk and hit rock bottom. There’s a feeling of defeat.
So the bad guys win? The crows n the left are sitting on the branch and waiting. Already sharpening their beaks, already celebrating.
But you know what, that motivates me. Our answer to their evil and depravity will be more action. That’s how you always win. We won’t go down, damn it! We’ll get back on our feet, Latma will not disappear. We can’t let this amazing project fall. Latma must stay and must continue being the voice of the public that is being deprived by the media and the Left, the public that we were there for, like water to a fish, every week.
To do that, the public needs to help us. We need money. It’s that simple. Latma’s operating costs for a full month are approximately 220,000 shekels, a quarter of one episode – one! – of “It’s A Wonderful Land”. In a year we need approximately 2.6 million shekels, for an entire year. It’s not unreachable; it’s something that if we all get up and give what we can – we can reach it. “It’s A Wonderful Land” will put out barely three weekly episodes with that kind of budget, we put out 50 episodes. With half of that we can do half a year, with double that we can do two years, either way, it gives us the oxygen we need to get stronger and reorganize for the future.
It’s not enough to just hit “Like” or express sorrow and concern. This isn’t the time to cry, sit and whine about the country, about the left that’s taken over our lives, this is the time to act! Reach into your pocket and donate in the link below, by check, bank transfer, or credit card. Whatever you can, 20, 50, 100 however much you can. Shekel by shekel, we’ll make it.
Soon we’ll also make a fundraising film for Headstart. We will succeed, we can do it! Share, share, share, as much as you can! Send this to everyone, so it will be seen all over the country, for all I care, it can reach the haters too, who in their stupidity will share it as mockery, to defame and deride. Send it to the entirety of Judea and Samaria, to every single email, to everyone who cares about this country, that this country is important to them.
Let Latma Win!


The English translation of Bank details and EFT as shown on the page, if you prefer it over credit card payment:

Checks issued to:
Hahamama Hatzionit
and please send to:
Caroline Glick
P.O. Box 841
Mevaseret Tzion 90805
Israel

EFT, Bank transfer:
Hahamama HaTzionit
Account # 49089
Discount Bank
Branch # 510, Mevaseret Tzion

Thank you!
Yes, you should support them. 

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Sunday, July 07, 2013

It would be a tragedy if LATMA went off the air

For the last four years, LATMA has provided a Zionist answer to the Leftist satire of Channel 2's Eretz Nehederet. Now, it may all be over. Unless LATMA finds funding, it's off the air at the end of the month (Hat Tip: NY Nana).
Latma's chief screenwriter, Tal Gilad, published a Facebook status Sunday in which he denied the rumors that Channel 1 television is about to sign a contract with the show. "The bad guys are already celebrating," he wrote. The channel has been negotiating with Latma for two years, he said, but the negotiations are not serious.
"The ravens on the left can already smell the zero hour," Gilad added. "After four years in which we provided Zionist, courageous, Israeli satire – against the current, against all of the leftist incitement that had already become something everyone sat back and accepted, because they convinced everyone that 'this is how satire is.' Four year in which we cut them down. Four years in which the ears of [Peace Now's] Yariv Oppenheimer turned red with anger,  when they discovered that they were not immune to criticism and biting satire."
"The inciters, the boycotters and the enemies of Israel also got their drubbings – from the Mavi Marmara clip that received millions of views, boosted morale in Israel and changed the outlook of many people in the world; to the Abba clip that infuriated Swedes after the Aftonbladet libel; to our beloved Tawil Fadiha, Palestinian Minister of Uncontrollable Rage – a character that would never have been created in the 'regular' satirical programs that keep hammering you over the head from the TV screens."
For those of you who have forgotten... I will turn the sound off for myself, because I am still in mourning for my father HK"M (may I atone for his sins), and remind you of the all-time hit We Con the World (2,629,867 views on YouTube right now).

Let's go to the videotape.



Here's another one called Jews United Against Israel. George Soros plays a key role in this one.

Let's go to the videotape.


It would be a pity if they were taken off the air. Anyone know how to reach Irving Moskowitz or Sheldon Adelson? They could sure help out now.

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Friday, July 05, 2013

Tawil Fadiha sins of peace and John Kerry explains his plan

Here's the weekly LATMA tribal update featuring Tawil Fadiha talking about the sins of peace, John Kerry's peace plan and much, much more.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, June 28, 2013

The Kerry peace plan and the Heath Minister's organ donor program

Here's the weekly LATMA tribal update featuring the Kerry peace plan and the Health Minister's organ donor program.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, June 21, 2013

Latma interviews the new moderate Iranian President and celebrates Shimon Peres

Iran had elections this week, Shimon Peres celebrated his 90th birthday and it's time for the weekly LATMA tribal update.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, June 14, 2013

Gay Pride and Pederasty in Tel Aviv; Arab Pride and Peace Plans in Syria

Here's  the weekly LATMA tribal update featuring gay pride, Arab pride and peace plans in Syria.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, June 07, 2013

Nothing to see in Turkey and Iran votes

There's nothing to see in Turkey. Nothing at all. And in the meantime, Iran is going to the polls. It's time for LATMA's weekly update.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, May 31, 2013

Europe responds to its random violence and Shimon's World of Fun!

Here's the LATMA weekly tribal update featuring a report on racism in Europe and an interview with that unstoppable peace maker, Shimon Peres.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, May 24, 2013

Muhammad aDura lives and other PR victories

Here's the weekly LATMA tribal update featuring the resurrected Mohamed al-Dura.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, May 17, 2013

Channel 10's amazing scoop

Here's your weekly LATMA update featuring an amazing scoop from Israel's Channel 10.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, May 10, 2013

A song to Jerusalem and everything's really cool in Judea and Samaria

A reminder that I am in Chicago where the Sabbath does not start for a long time even though it is starting in Israel already.

Here's LATMA's special tribal update for Jerusalem Day.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, May 03, 2013

President Obama explains his red lines

The Tribal Update presents an interview with President Obama. We also interview a senior executive at Channel 10 about the scandal involving sexual harassment allegations against Emmanuel Rosen.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, April 26, 2013

Satire: The Boston Marathon bombing -- The FBI investigates

For those of you who viewed the previous post, you have seen this already. This is the main skit of this week's LATMA tribal update and it looks at the FBI investigation into the Boston Marathon terror attack..

Let's go to the videotape.



The sad part is that this satire is not far away from the reality.

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An interview with GOC Central Command Leitzan Balloon and the FBI fights terror

The Tribal Update brings you a revealing interview with the commanding officer in Judea and Samaria and a glimpse into the FBI's investigation into the Boston Marathon bomber.

Let's go to the videotape.



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Friday, April 19, 2013

Obama's advisor on his post-American foreign policy and suicide bomber go on strike

The Tribal Update brings you Obama's advisor discussing his great foreign policy successes, Jamil and Awad and the suicide bomber strike in Gaza, and MK Zehava Gal On marks the Nakba.

Let's go to the videotape.



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