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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Chuck Schumer to win first Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness!

Senator Chuck Schumer is in line to win an award that's named after him on Monday.
Israel Thrives is pleased to announce that it is has nominated United States Senator from New York, Chuck Schumer, for the first annual Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness!  This is a very exciting day for those of us in the offices of Israel Thrives deep in our well-fortified bunker in the Oakland hills.  We have decided that on an annual basis (or, really, whenever we feel like it) we are going to award a worthy Jewish political leader the Chuck Schumer Prize for Jewish Political Prostration and Quivering Chicken-Heartedness.
This year the first prize may go to Schumer, himself, because nothing screams weak-willed servility more than supporting an enemy of the Jewish people, like Chuck Hagel, out of political cowardice, misplaced loyalty, personal ambition, and ideological blinkertude.  Hagel is a friend of Barack Obama.  Hagel is also a friend of Hamas.  He is a friend of Hezbollah and he is a friend of Iran.  He is not however a friend of either the Jewish people or the Jewish State.  In fact, he believes that Jews, via the vicious “Jewish Lobby,” whatever that is, exactly, terrifies well-meaning, red-blooded American politicians (some of whom were at one time Boy Scouts) into supporting Jewish interests over American interests.
I would consider calling it the Barack Hussein Obama party before country award. Or perhaps just the Barack Hussein Obama tuches licker award.

Heh.

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2 Comments:

At 3:38 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

i feel like I am wasting my money going to AIPAC next week because of their silence about Reichsfuhrer Hagel.

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger Sunlight said...

Well, and you'd have to open the nominations to the Israeli participants in the Gaia Green $lu$h Train Robbery. $BBBBillions. Ad footage and smiling endorsements of the Progressive Commie Democrats by the ever-so-urbane "environmentalists." Sophisticated. Sorry I'm so angry about this but I've been an Israel technology advocate/promoter and pro-Israel activist for two decades and now what the Israeli Gaia Start Up people have helped with is destroying my homeland state in the U.S. War on the poorest of the poor, supported by these Gaia people. Ugh. Give them an award. Actually, I guess the Tel Aviv Ski Lift, from NASA Ames that is under investigation for turning over IP/classified missile defense info to China, will have to do as a crowning example.

 

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