Take your wife to the mall with a small canoe...tell her to close her eyes and think of being in a gondola. There you have it... The trip to Venezia ;-)
I am an Orthodox Jew - some would even call me 'ultra-Orthodox.' Born in Boston, I was a corporate and securities attorney in New York City for seven years before making aliya to Israel in 1991 (I don't look it but I really am that old :-). I have been happily married to the same woman for thirty-five years, and we have eight children (bli ayin hara) ranging in age from 13 to 33 years and nine grandchildren. Four of our children are married! Before I started blogging I was a heavy contributor on a number of email lists and ran an email list called the Matzav from 2000-2004. You can contact me at: IsraelMatzav at gmail dot com
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Take your wife to the mall with a small canoe...tell her to close her eyes and think of being in a gondola. There you have it... The trip to Venezia ;-)
More like a trip to the doghouse, Carl, if you take up HaDar's suggestion.
That reminds me: classic JC Penney doghouse commercial
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