The Marlboro man is a ZionistSneaky Zionist cigarettes are making it into Iran.
An Iranian official says some of the most popular cigarette brands are contaminated with nuclear substances when smuggled into the country.Read the whole thing.
The article linked above, via the Salem News, included the bit about pigs' blood in their headline. It's unclear where that came from -- and where it went."Some of the most famous cigarette brands worldwide including Marlboro, which accounts for the bulk of smuggled cigarettes [into the Islamic Republic] are tainted with [hazardous] nuclear materials," Mehr News Agency quoted Mohammad-Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying on Friday.What happens if you smoke them while consuming Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola? I mean, while we're dealing in urban legends and all...
Let's go to the videotape.
For the record, I have never even put a cigarette between my lips (literally - I'm asthmatic).