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Monday, August 02, 2010

The Marlboro man is a Zionist

Sneaky Zionist cigarettes are making it into Iran.
An Iranian official says some of the most popular cigarette brands are contaminated with nuclear substances when smuggled into the country.

The article linked above, via the Salem News, included the bit about pigs' blood in their headline. It's unclear where that came from -- and where it went.
"Some of the most famous cigarette brands worldwide including Marlboro, which accounts for the bulk of smuggled cigarettes [into the Islamic Republic] are tainted with [hazardous] nuclear materials," Mehr News Agency quoted Mohammad-Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying on Friday.
What happens if you smoke them while consuming Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola? I mean, while we're dealing in urban legends and all...
Read the whole thing.

Let's go to the videotape.

For the record, I have never even put a cigarette between my lips (literally - I'm asthmatic).


At 1:45 AM, Blogger NoahDavidSimon said...

Salem News makes me more sick then cigs.

At 4:31 AM, Blogger Findalis said...

Let them smoke. We should be flooding the whole nation with cheap cigarettes. Make them start a birth. Addict them all. Then pull the plug and stop sending them any. I wonder what they will do for the flow to start again?


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