Zionist shark attacks Gaza
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Zionist shark attacked Gaza on Thursday, and a 'Palestinian' fisherman lost two fingers as a result.
Locals told Ma’an that the fisherman, named as Hamed Salah, 30, was pulling in fish when the three-meter shark attacked him.
Hamed was taken to the emergency room at al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. Medics said he lost two fingers on his left hand.
Gaza
fishermen in March snared a similarly large shark, prompting locals to
crowd the shore taking pictures. The shark was brought onto land and
sent to the Khan Younis fish market to be sold for 20 shekels ($5.41) a
kilo.
The head of the Palestinian fishing union Mahfouth
al-Kabariti told Ma'an that fishermen usually catch sharks around two
meters in length, but rarely larger.
Waiting for the 'Palestinians' to
blame the Mossad in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1....
Labels: Gaza, shark attacks, Zionist shark
Gazans denying shark reports
If it wasn't the Nine Days, I would open this one with the theme from the movie
Jaws. Hamas is denying the
presence of sharks off the Gaza coast.
Gaza official Mahmoud Kabarati on Tuesday denied media reports that sharks had been spotted on the Gaza Strip's coastline.
According to reports in the Israeli media on Tuesday, sharks had ventured near the Gaza shore because of environmental changes in the Mediterranean.
The sharks were attracted by the depth of the water off Gaza's coast and by the large number of fishing boats, the reports said.
Kabarati, who heads Gaza's federation of fishermen and water sports, said the claims were false.
"It is known at an international level that water off the coast is deeper in the south which means it is shallower in the Gaza Strip's coasts," he said.
He added that Israel restricted fishing boats to three nautical miles from the coastline, and that Gaza fishermen barely caught any fish.
Those Shayetet 13 guys are so clever. Heh.
Labels: Gaza coastline, shark attacks, Shayetet 13, Zionist shark
Video: Stephen Colbert on the Zionist shark attacks
You will recall that there have been shark attacks in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. You will also recall that the Egyptians
blamed the Mossad, and that a
Zionist shark has even been found.
Now Stephen Colbert is ready to give his unique take on the Zionist sharks.
Let's go to the videotape (Hat Tip:
Cheryl H via
Elder of Ziyon).
Heh.
Labels: Egyptian paranoia, shark attacks, Sharm el-Sheikh, Zionist shark
Zionist shark found
In an earlier post, I reported on attacks against tourists by
Zionist sharks off the coast of Sharm el-Sheikh, which is currently part of Egypt. I know that some of you may have doubts that the sharks really are Zionists. I am about to resolve those doubts for you. A picture of one of the sharks has been found. It is below. This shark is definitely a Zionist.
Heh (Hat Tip: Mrs. Carl via
Above Top Secret).
UPDATE 10:35 PMWelcome
Gateway Pundit readers.
Labels: Egyptian paranoia, shark attacks, Sharm el-Sheikh, Zionist shark
Zionist sharks wreak havoc in Sharm
A German tourist was mauled to death by a shark in the Red Sea off the coast of the former Israeli resort of Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday and guess who the Egyptians believe is to blame. Of course.
The shark must have been a Zionist.
A German tourist was mauled to death by a shark off Egypt's Red Sea coast Sunday, but if popular rumors on the street are to be believed, it was the Israelis who did it.
The attack came days after authorities claimed they had hunted and killed a shark believed to have injured three foreign tourists in previous incidents.
The Egyptian government says that the attacks occurred because a trawler dumped dead sheep into the Red Sea which caused a feeding "frenzy". Marine biologists say overfishing may have forced the sharks to look in new waters for food.
While Egyptian media are treating the incidents as rare, perhaps in a bid to encourage the millions of foreign tourists who visit Sinai's coast every year that the area is safe, there have been several reports in the past decade of shark attacks.
That hasn't dampened the imagination of conspiracy theorists, however. A popular account has it that Israel is "dumping" hungry sharks in the Red Sea in a bid to weaken Egypt's thriving tourism industry.
...
One tourism company operator who owns a small fleet of mini-buses that cater to Cairo's tourist spots told me that Israel wants Egypt to lose one of its most vital economic resources so that it can toe the line on the Palestinians.
A waiter at a popular cafe went further and theorized that the deadly fires in Northern Israel were God's way of punishing the Israelis for orchestrating the shark attacks.
"Look at how God has brought Israel to its knees as it asks the world - even Egypt - for help in putting out the fires," he said.
Blaming Israel for nearly every malady is not restricted to loony street conspiracies. Political analysts blame Israel for emboldening Nile Basin countries in Africa to dispute Egypt's share of the river, fueling diplomatic tensions between Cairo and regional capitals.
Ah yes, the benefits of 'peace.'
Labels: Egyptian paranoia, shark attacks, Sharm el-Sheikh
