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Friday, May 24, 2013

Zionist shark attacks Gaza

A Zionist shark attacked Gaza on Thursday, and a 'Palestinian' fisherman lost two fingers as a result.
Locals told Ma’an that the fisherman, named as Hamed Salah, 30, was pulling in fish when the three-meter shark attacked him.

Hamed was taken to the emergency room at al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. Medics said he lost two fingers on his left hand.

Gaza fishermen in March snared a similarly large shark, prompting locals to crowd the shore taking pictures. The shark was brought onto land and sent to the Khan Younis fish market to be sold for 20 shekels ($5.41) a kilo.

The head of the Palestinian fishing union Mahfouth al-Kabariti told Ma'an that fishermen usually catch sharks around two meters in length, but rarely larger.
Waiting for the 'Palestinians' to blame the Mossad in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1....

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Monday, April 01, 2013

Israel tracking Russian troop movements in Syrian port?

This one is surreal. A report in the Sunday Times of London (where else?) claims that IDF's Shayetet 13 planted listening devices in rocks in the Syrian port of Tartus to track the movements of Russian troops.
According to the report, the materials were planted under cover of darkness by the IDF’s Shayetet 13 naval commandos, who spent several hours on the island installing the equipment and ensuring that it worked. The commandos had allegedly visited the island previously to collect information on the local rocks, so that the equipment could be properly camouflaged.
“Any unusual activity by the Russians in Tartus, such as a sudden evacuation of families and non-essential personnel, would be good indicators for the Israelis that something big was happening,” The Times quoted a defense source as saying.

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Earlier this month, Syrian state-run TV released pictures of the devices Damascus said were designed to photograph, register and transfer data.
The television footage aired on Syrian TV showed what looked like a camera and a satellite dish, and other objects that resembled rocks. Plastic boxes resembling batteries and cables were also displayed.
 I wonder if we've also sent the vulture and the shark. Heh.

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Gazans denying shark reports

If it wasn't the Nine Days, I would open this one with the theme from the movie Jaws. Hamas is denying the presence of sharks off the Gaza coast.
Gaza official Mahmoud Kabarati on Tuesday denied media reports that sharks had been spotted on the Gaza Strip's coastline.

According to reports in the Israeli media on Tuesday, sharks had ventured near the Gaza shore because of environmental changes in the Mediterranean.

The sharks were attracted by the depth of the water off Gaza's coast and by the large number of fishing boats, the reports said.

Kabarati, who heads Gaza's federation of fishermen and water sports, said the claims were false.

"It is known at an international level that water off the coast is deeper in the south which means it is shallower in the Gaza Strip's coasts," he said.

He added that Israel restricted fishing boats to three nautical miles from the coastline, and that Gaza fishermen barely caught any fish.
Those Shayetet 13 guys are so clever. Heh.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Israel's 'Jaws' phenomenon

This is too good not to pass along, and as of this morning it has only 62 views!

Let's go to the videotape.

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Friday, January 07, 2011

Mossad's most dastardly alleged plots

For your entertainment, here are five of the Mossad's most recent dastardly alleged plots. Mahmoud al-Mabhouh doesn't even make the list.

Heh.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Video: Stephen Colbert on the Zionist shark attacks

You will recall that there have been shark attacks in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. You will also recall that the Egyptians blamed the Mossad, and that a Zionist shark has even been found.

Now Stephen Colbert is ready to give his unique take on the Zionist sharks.

Let's go to the videotape (Hat Tip: Cheryl H via Elder of Ziyon).

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Israel Shark Conspiracy
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Heh.

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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Zionist shark found

In an earlier post, I reported on attacks against tourists by Zionist sharks off the coast of Sharm el-Sheikh, which is currently part of Egypt. I know that some of you may have doubts that the sharks really are Zionists. I am about to resolve those doubts for you. A picture of one of the sharks has been found. It is below. This shark is definitely a Zionist.

Heh (Hat Tip: Mrs. Carl via Above Top Secret).

UPDATE 10:35 PM

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