Breaking: Obama converting to Judaism
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In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and, in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to and empathy with the Israeli people.
Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.
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