Breaking: Obama converting to Judaism
In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and, in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to and empathy with the Israeli people.Heh.
Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.
Labels: Barack Hussein Obama, circumcision, humor
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 9:31 PM
6 Comments:
Carl, today I really needed a laugh, and now I am indeed ROTFL! Just the thought of Hussein as a Jew? Do I laugh or do I cry? Hmmmm. I think that I will laugh for awhile! ;)
Get that ISIS decapitator.
I heard he was becoming a Randomsker chossid.
Honestly, why not? If Amira Jüden-Hass or Debbie WTF-Shmutz can be Jewish, could our standards be too low, as it is?
if he converted, it'd be as a Pillar Grounder, or something similar. The second coming of F.S. Cherry, perhaps?
Instead of 80% of the US Jewish vote, He'd get 80% if circumcised.
Somewhere Hillel Kook isn't smiling but
Stephen Emmanuel Wise probably is.
That is all ...
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