Hamas writes a thank you note
Hamas has written a thank you note to the mainstream media
, thanking them for all of their support during Operation Protective Edge.
In particular, we thank you for:
-Focusing so much more on our suffering than anyone else’s. Nigerians must die in far greater numbers before you take notice, so we’re glad that you value our lives so much more.
-Minimizing your coverage, if any, of our
attacks that led up to Israel’s military response and generally
providing so little context that outsiders think that Israelis kill
Palestinians just for fun. We’re especially grateful to the French media
for this. Their distortions of the conflict are so one-sided that they
incite Muslims across France to attack Jews and synagogues, and that is
welcomed by our anti-Semitic worldview (although, unfortunately, such attacks remind everyone why Jews need a state).
-Emphasizing our civilian death toll without explaining that (1) our casualty reports are hasty and inflated,
and (2) we maximize that total by using Palestinians to shield our
weapons and by urging them to stay in the very areas that the IDF — in
its annoying effort to minimize our civilian deaths — warns Gazans to
-Never mentioning the fact that if we could kill millions of Israelis, we would (after all, our charter calls for Israel’s destruction).
Just as the 9/11 hijackers made the most of what they had but would
have liked to kill far more Americans (for example, with the help of
WMD), we too would love to kill far more Israelis. Indeed, we have
purposely targeted Israel’s nuclear reactor on several occasions, with
that very goal in mind. Fortunately, you never highlight the genocidal
intent behind our attacks when mentioning Israel’s “disproportionate”
-Downplaying how bad we are for Gazans by not reporting on, for example, our attack on the very Israeli power station that provides electricity to 70,000 Gazans. Thankfully, you also ignored how the Israelis
— in their stupid display of goodwill — exposed their workers to the
perils of our rockets so that they could restore power to Gaza.
-Minimally reporting on our corruption, unfair wealth, or vast expenditures on tunnels to attack Israel while ordinary Palestinians grew poorer.
-Overlooking how — to maximize Palestinian
deaths — we store our missiles in an UNWRA-run school and how, when
UNWRA finds out, they just hand us back our missiles.
-Omitting how Israel chose to sacrifice
dozens of IDF soldiers when destroying our tunnels and weapons in
densely populated areas like Shejaiya because doing so with airstrikes
(which risks no soldiers) would have killed many thousands of
Palestinians. Your friendly omission of such crucial facts reminds us of
how wonderfully you covered Jenin in 2002, when (again) — rather than
praise Israel’s humane but costly decision to use ground troops rather
than airstrikes – you very helpfully and falsely accused Israel of a massacre during another IDF operation to stop Palestinian terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians.
-Not sharing with your English readers what
we openly say in Arabic: that we view any truce as just an opportunity
to rearm for our next war against Israel (as our spokesman, Musheer Al
Masri, recently declared on TV
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