At least they won't have to worry about airport security
Well, at least they won't have to worry about airport security. After all, hijacking a 'Palestinian' airliner would be kind of like bringing coals to Newcastle, wouldn't it? But yes, 'Palestinian' Airlines is flying again. No, not from Gaza. Palestinian Airlines Director General Zeyad Albad told Ynet that the company will carry a weekly flight from Amman's Marka International Airport and Arish. The route will simplify travel for Gaza residents, who were forced to travel over 400 kilometers (about 250 miles) to the nearest international airport – in Cairo, according to Albad.I just had a scary thought: Do the flight attendants on 'Palestinian' Airlines wear bomb belts?
The official noted that that the airline's fleet consists of two Fokker planes, a Boeing 727 and an Airbus 320.
"At first, the smaller planes will be used, because 40 or 50 passengers don't warrant the use of the larger planes," Albad said, adding that during busy season, when Muslim pilgrims flock to Mecca, the entire fleet will be involved.
In the future, the company intends to offer flights to Jeddah in Saudi Arabia and Istanbul, Turkey.
Labels: Palestinian Airlines
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 2:26 PM
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Hmmmm.....If one screams 'Allah akhbar' does the whole plane explode?
Think what a terrorist would want to do with a commandeered plane in this neighborhood.
On the other hand, an F-16 can scramble fast enough.
Well, a Pali airline would at least give Aeroflot and Iran Air a chance to get off the bottom of the list as least safe airline in the world.
I wonder if the stewardesses will wear head-to-foot potato sack burqas??? Maybe the airline could get some Islamic scholar (THAT'S an oxymoron!) to give them a fatwa allowing stewardesses to wear 21st century clothing while flying, as long as they change back to Medieval attire on landing.
Of course, they're going to have to pre-screen their in-flight entertainment, to prevent showing any Hollywood movies with any Jewish actors/actresses. And they can't use Bollywood movies either, as Indians are also infidels, plus their women actors are dressed in very un-Islamic style. Ditto for European movies. Quelle problème!
Seatbelts only for the men. Women in cargo under the deck.
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