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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

CIA to target Dearbornistan to recruit Arab and Iranian translators

The CIA is looking for translators for Arabic and Persian and they think they have found just the area to target: Dearbornistan.
The CIA plans a Detroit-area premiere for two TV commercials aimed at recruiting Arab- and Iranian-Americans.

The private screening will be held Nov. 18 in Dearborn, the heart of Michigan's large Middle Eastern community.

The commercials are part of a major outreach effort by the CIA that's included a high-profile visit to Dearborn in September by CIA Director Leon Panetta. He urged Arab-American and Muslim leaders to join efforts to reduce the threat of terrorism in the U.S.

The agency has a five-year plan to boost fluency in Arabic and other languages deemed critical to its work. Panetta wants to raise foreign language proficiency inside the CIA from less than a third to at least half of all analysts and intelligence operatives.
Good luck with that.

What they ought to be targeting is the Gravesend section of Brooklyn, New York, Deal, New Jersey, and Los Angeles and Great Neck, New York, where there are loyal American Jews who are of Syrian and Iranian origin and speak Arabic and Persian respectively.

But no, the CIA won't recruit Jews, so they'll go to Dearbornistan instead.

What could go wrong?

1 Comments:

At 11:30 PM, Blogger NormanF said...

They won't hire Jews but they will hire Islamists hostile to America. The CIA hasn't learned from the Ft. Hood massacre last week.

What could go wrong indeed

 

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