Phone Call Transcript Between Israeli Defense Forces and UN Outpost in Lebanon
For those of you who need a laugh, this is really cute....Hat Tip: Dr. Sanity
TNOYF has uncovered a transcript of the phone conversation between a UN outpost in Lebanon and the Israeli Defense Force, as they desperately plead with them to stop bombing so closely.Read the whole thing.
IDF: “Hello, you’ve reached the Israeli Defense Force Helpline. All of our operators are busy helping other bombing targets. Please hold. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.”
UNIFIL Employee: “Hello!?! SOMEONE?!”
( Music: The Girl from Ipanema)
UNIFIL Employee: “GOOD GOD, SOMEONE PICK UP! This is the UN calling. That last bomb was way too $%#(@ close!”
IDF: “Please continue to hold. Did you know that you can get most of your questions answered online? Just visit the IDF website and click on "Why are you bombing me?"
UNIFIL Employee: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP! SOMEONE-“
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 5:52 PM
1 Comments:
Hilarious! Reading it caused a massive Fresca™ spew on my monitor...too bad it doesn't come with windshield wipers!
I wish it was reality, rather than humor, as the ending is so perfect.
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