The Three Little Kegs: Senator Kennedy to publish children's book
Israel MatzavI hope you'll all forgive me for posting something that is totally not Matzav-related. But this is too funny not to post. The thing is: it's true (well, the part about Massachusetts' moonbat senior Senator publishing a children's book is apparently true). And once again we see that the truth is stranger than fiction. I'm just going to give you a teaser, because I want to give the guy who wrote this the traffic. But on his web site, you will find proposed names for the book....
The Three Little Kegs: Senator Kennedy to publish children's book
"On a cool February day in 1932, little Teddy Kennedy was born. Later that night, the baby's father, Joe, leaned over the bassinet and kissed his new son. Because of that kiss, Ted's cheeks still, to this day, display visible remnants of Gloria Swanson's lipstick."
That story isn't just Kennedy family legend, it's Ted Kennedy's favorite childhood memory, and now the Massachusetts Senator is trying to give today's kids similar experiences.
Ted's been through it all: family tragedy, a couple of wives, a tour of duty as an Admiral in the Olds navy, an attempt at the presidency, and a long senate career-- now Kennedy wants to tackle the literary world (outside of writing notes along the lines of "Meet me in the parking lot of Au Bar and don't wear anything complicated").
That's right. Senator Kennedy and his dog "Splash" will be releasing a children's book.
A man who drove a car off a bridge which killed a woman has the gall to name his dog "Splash", you ask? Yep. Normally, this would require a level of nerve not seen since Bruno Hauptmann asked for his ladder back, but Ted's had his nerve removed. If you look closely at Kennedy's face, you can see several scars from his many compunction bypass surgeries.
Read it all....
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 12:58 AM
1 Comments:
Anyone who would buy this book for their kids or grandkids is guilty of poor parenting, at the very least.
Watching him at the Alito hearings was more than I could stand. I turned the TV off.
Ah, growing up in the Peoples' Republic of Massachuestts....at least my parents zt'l were registered Republicans..about 2 of 100 Jews who were back then, I think!
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