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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Tell ISIS we'll accept PayPal

Yes, this is for real. Well, the $40 is anyway (Hat Tip: Jack W).
The latest issue of ISIS propaganda magazine 'Dabiq' has promised to bring slave markets to the West. The terrorist organization carried an article justifying rape and slaving women. The group says Michelle Obama is worth just $40.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically correct,” writes Sumayyah Al-Muhajirah in defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!” (A single golden dinar = $139 U.S. Dollars.)
Honestly, I don't think she's even worth that much.

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At 7:50 AM, Blogger InMemoryOf Yossi said...

I'd pay 100x that to get her out of our country for good. Image how much money they could make if everyone pooled their money together! I bet they would get over a million dollars just to get her away from us!!!

At 11:44 AM, Blogger Yitzchak said...

But look how much their DAUGHTER (all of 16 years) is worth!

(You just can't make these things up!)

Obama Offered 50 Cows for His Daughter's Hand in Marriage

At 3:19 PM, Blogger Jamocha said...

Actually, anyone offering a bag of pucks and a song for the First Wookie would be paying too much.....


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