Oh, how I wish that I could draw! I am so bad at it that my oldest grand daughter, when she was young, told me just how bad I was at it! I can't even draw a straight line! ;) And my attempts at singing are far worse! ;) ;) ;)
I am an Orthodox Jew - some would even call me 'ultra-Orthodox.' Born in Boston, I was a corporate and securities attorney in New York City for seven years before making aliya to Israel in 1991 (I don't look it but I really am that old :-). I have been happily married to the same woman for thirty-five years, and we have eight children (bli ayin hara) ranging in age from 13 to 33 years and nine grandchildren. Four of our children are married! Before I started blogging I was a heavy contributor on a number of email lists and ran an email list called the Matzav from 2000-2004. You can contact me at: IsraelMatzav at gmail dot com
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Oh, how I wish that I could draw! I am so bad at it that my oldest grand daughter, when she
was young, told me just how bad I was at it! I can't even draw a straight line! ;) And my attempts at singing are far worse! ;) ;) ;)
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The joke works better as a picture than as text: http://preview.tinyurl.com/nqf9d5j
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