On the occasion of the very first OFFICIAL Thanksgivukkah hybrid holiday in the history of the Universe:
May your deep-fried turkey be a success ... and not burn down the neighborhood, May your latke stuffing be a gastronomic hit, and May your friendly family flag football competition -- featuring the Maccabees vs. the Pilgrims -- result in neither insult nor injury.
Happy Thanksgivukkah, everybody. (Let's do it again in the year 79811)
I am an Orthodox Jew - some would even call me 'ultra-Orthodox.' Born in Boston, I was a corporate and securities attorney in New York City for seven years before making aliya to Israel in 1991 (I don't look it but I really am that old :-). I have been happily married to the same woman for thirty-five years, and we have eight children (bli ayin hara) ranging in age from 13 to 33 years and nine grandchildren. Four of our children are married! Before I started blogging I was a heavy contributor on a number of email lists and ran an email list called the Matzav from 2000-2004. You can contact me at: IsraelMatzav at gmail dot com
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On the occasion of the very first OFFICIAL Thanksgivukkah hybrid holiday in the history of the Universe:
May your deep-fried turkey be a success ... and not burn down the neighborhood,
May your latke stuffing be a gastronomic hit, and
May your friendly family flag football competition -- featuring the Maccabees vs. the Pilgrims -- result in neither insult nor injury.
Happy Thanksgivukkah, everybody.
(Let's do it again in the year 79811)
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