GOP to nominate Netanyahu
The Republicans have decided that their best chance of beating Barack Obama in November is for Binyamin Netanyahu to be their candidate. The Republican National Convention is expected to nominate Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu as the party’s candidate for president of the United States at their August convention in Tampa, Florida, The Jerusalem Roast has learned.Read it all. Heh.
With the candidacies of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, former house speaker Newt Gingrich, former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum and Texas congressman Ron Paul all in peril due to the heavy in-fighting between them, senior officials have turned to Netanyahu as the only possible politician with a chance of beating US President Barack Obama in the November 6 elections.
“Netanyahu has it all,” a top GOP strategist said. “He has Romney’s economic credentials, Santorum’s conservative agenda, a kooky blonde third wife like Gingrich, and best of all, he just doesn’t like Obama.”
Born in Tel Aviv and raised in a Philadelphia suburb, Netanyahu is permitted to run after the US Senate, House of Representatives and State legislatures recently amended the constitution to waive the requirement for presidents to have been born in the US. Obama, whose own birthplace has been questioned, supported the change.
In an interview with the Roast, Netanyahu said if elected US president he would remain prime minister of Israel....
“I already run a Jewish state with 7 million prime ministers,” he said, paraphrasing former prime minister Golda Meir. “How hard can it be to run a country of 300 million gentiles?”
Labels: Barack Hussein Obama, Binyamin Netanyahu, Campaign 2012, Republican party
posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 2:59 AM
3 Comments:
Sounds like a great idea.lol
A real statesman and mensch! Above Obama's paygrade. Yum, Bibi
Hotness!!!
Obama really IS that skinny....I wonder if he needs a good worming. You KNOW how bad the water is in Kenya.
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