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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this

This was too good not to share (Hat Tip: NY Nana).

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cargurus.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jay_leno_157300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cargurus.com/blog/page/3?s=hummer&usg=__95oog3oKY25ihEFE6dlSWsVssMw=&h=358&w=400&sz=26&hl=en&start=6&itbs=1&tbnid=5sHY5u-emGhI0M:&tbnh=111&tbnw=124&prev=/images?q=Jay+Leno&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . .. . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/Jay_Leno%20boston%20whdh.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/2010/01/jay-leno-10-pm-canceled-affili.shtml&usg=__YGbJ_i0DHjMqU4ifgWvDrfk-_Ag=&h=304&w=475&sz=69&hl=en&start=8&itbs=1&tbnid=MzdwqROdARtQGM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=129&prev=/images?q=Jay+Leno&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Conan%20OBrien.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2006/08/conan-obrien-disses-abc-says-network-isnt-standing-up-for-greys-anatomy/&usg=__wOwjQx1rrFyN6I7aFS6ROb9dWkA=&h=450&w=337&sz=15&hl=en&start=45&itbs=1&tbnid=gLsx9khgiiNyDM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=95&prev=/images?q=conan+o%27brien&start=40&hl=en&sa=N&gbv=2&ndsp=20&tbs=isch:1Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/13_leno_lgl.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/02/recorded_for_posterity_jay_len.html&usg=__PrhbXo3ZQRwxV8gy5Fte5TtOYnI=&h=320&w=320&sz=20&hl=en&start=10&itbs=1&tbnid=wbwcM2zDZ3_XMM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=118&prev=/images?q=Jay+Leno&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/david-letterman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/pages-4/Letterman-disappoints-viewers-with-lack-of-broadcasted-sex-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html&usg=__3Uol40_lz17nrVWKrDygTAmRDa0=&h=308&w=250&sz=17&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=9Ezr8f7sOibadM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=95&prev=/images?q=David+Letterman&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090219/293.ad.JimmyFallon.021909.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b104163_will_jimmy_fallon_calm_down_now.html&usg=__QWykkcQwQfFWx1Z4NfHsCPOWBsg=&h=473&w=293&sz=34&hl=en&start=31&itbs=1&tbnid=01NLTzKFLZaGDM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=80&prev=/images?q=jimmy+fallon&start=20&hl=en&sa=N&gbv=2&ndsp=20&tbs=isch:1Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:
America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q:http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/Jimmy%20Kimmel/jimmy_kimmel.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www..nytix.com/TVShows/losangeles/jimmykimmel/index.html&usg=__sbwUQIDaC7M_eARcBB4kcjGOtRE=&h=270&w=270&sz=18&hl=en&start=9&itbs=1&tbnid=zr4jUMrPcaBXgM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images?q=jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1 What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/david-letterman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://joyerickson.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/david-letterman-and-comedians/&usg=__kpWr8qewJbf0jSr_PB1Sqiy32AM=&h=978&w=775&sz=105&hl=en&start=5&itbs=1&tbnid=BeXm70aY4c9FXM:&tbnh=149&tbnw=118&prev=/images?q=David+Letterman&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman

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6 Comments:

At 11:40 PM, Blogger Lois Koenig said...

Thanks for the hat tip, Carl. That was the biggest laugh I have had in ages! A friend in Medicine Hat, Alberta sent it. I hope that everyone wakes up and dumps Obama. He is an enemy of both Israel and the USA. When lefty comedians go after Obama...

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger HaShaliach said...

Now, that was something to write home about! Thanks!

 
At 3:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

carl,

they may have told these jokes, but your links dont link to the jokes

so what was the point in posting these links?

in fact, i believe that this entire thread is bogus

kimmel making a birther joke?

give me a break

methinks your source is attempting to get a job as a joke writer

and failing miserably

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger יונתן said...

Sorry to be a party pooper, but these seem to be generic jokes being attributed to the comedians. They generally don't do the QA format jokes...

 
At 7:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some serious "ouch" there.

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger Neshama said...

Don't worry, these WERE funny!

 

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