Israel Matzav

Swedish fish and stinky feet

YNet asks whether Swedish soldiers cut off the feet of Norwegian fishermen to prepare Swedish smoked salmon (link in Hebrew). Stockholm responds that it's an anti-Swedish question. Here's the Google translation (Hat Tip: Dave H).

Grbd Lks - canned salmon - is one of the most popular Hmaclim Hskndinbeim. His preparation is simple and fast, and the same, seemingly, half the island in all countries: salmon fillet, salt, sugar, oil herbs.

But, however, argue strongly know - nothing Ohdi - smile, Tamo's Hgrbd Lks different from the Swedish colleagues - Norwegian, Finnish Danish. "There is a Swedish version, which sourish easy," says the Danish Chef Richard Molr Kolostrum, "I could never stand on a covered".

This investigation reveals ynet the first time what may be the secret element Bgrbd Lks Swedish. It is, at most awful, mushrooms removed from the feet [CIJ correction] of innocent fishermen Norbgim.

Horror in the village of fishermen

Arnolf Liloamr, Norwegian Aidbein village near the border of Sweden, Isch not the last time you saw her father, Oidkon life. "It was just before last winter," said Arnolf, "the lake was congealed. And Dad went fishing at noon. Scshihazor he asked, to help him clean the fish. After three hours had already started to worry. The next day, his Cshmtzano the boat, we realized that something terrible had happened ".

Three weeks later, Hrdto mutation of Fate Arnolf his pure horror, Csbmhllach Hkdhtniim search, found the body of sleet Oidkon Liloamr - Cssti bound feet authority.

This case was not the only one to disappear in this area. On the contrary - in recent years has registered dozens of cases in Eastern Norway's fishermen where not home at the end of business day. Local cases be attributed to many harsh weather conditions, eventually Hslgim Hazot left no hope of finding her. But fate Oidkon Liloamr of clarity, that this is much mystery in the matter.

Death in this case wilt published extensively in the media sources, and that efforts devoted significant, but mystery not solved. To the family that won an Liloamr assistance - expected: On a Clear Summer appeared on the threshold marjoram Delta II (full name in the save), presented by the Swedish deserter from the army.

War salmon

In this role intelligence officer, told marjoram family Hhmomim, he exposed a secret actions of a single most Swedish Army. This discovery has caused him severe Liisori north. Once called the newspaper on the tragedy of family Liloamr, knowledge can not live with himself if not Itooda them.

During the years of the -50 of the last century, said, marjoram, exports recorded a sharp decline in salmon territory Sweden, mainly because of increased competition with Norwegian salmon. Experimental tests savoriness secret demons scientists discovered a way not - through the secret element, return the salmon market eldest Swedish: One gram of mushrooms [from a person's feet CIJ correction], per 100 grams of Grbd Lks.

Residents of villages in Eastern Norway, known by the non-download Grbihm in months, were asked if a target for attack. Stinkande strumpor, Thus was established unit premium Stinkande strumpor, responsible for supply of fresh produce-legged man stinking, Swedish salmon industry.

Senior Army Swedish, of course, entirely deny the existence of this unit, but further strengthening of the testimony of marjoram in the last week can be, in the village Dorknhut - 120 km south of Laidbein. Hiker on the language of a young boy The boy found a piece of metal looking like a fighter Sicht's military unit , and a symbol that is not implicit in the two - a sock with two wings.

Now remains to see whether the International Court, the Hague, raise your subordination, what looks like a brutal crime against the people of Sweden Norwegian.

Response Swedish Ministry of Foreign Affairs

"We are stunned Hantisbdi missing from this basis, expect the government of Israel condemn it in all validity. Mentions the lack of condemnation of the government response Hnrafit Ben - Gurion Rosen polka Brndot murder in 1948."

Finally Note: The writer is a researcher impostor research value above clip because burns in Swedish research published last week.

Heh.

UPDATE MONDAY 7:54 AM

Reader Bill S. adds:

If you want to tune up the translation:

"Grbd Lks" is clearly the swedish "Gravad Laks" or norwegian "gravlax".

salmon is marinated in salt, sugar, and dill. somewhat like smoked salmon, but it's cold cured.

wikipedia says:

The word gravlax comes from the Scandinavian word grav, which means literally "grave" or "hole in the ground" (in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Estonian), and lax (or laks), which means "salmon", thus gravlax is "salmon dug into the ground".

Clearly there are opportunities to extend this satire even further. perhaps swedish grave-robbers invented their version after plundering norwegian viking tombs for foot fungus?

one other tidbit: the swedish fermented herring known as "surstromming" has been ruled to be a dangerous biological weapon, and is no longer allowed to be carried on airlines:

http://www.fishupdate.com/news/fullstory.php/aid/4166/Swedish_fermented_herring_delicacy_dish_considered_safety_risk_on_airlines.html

Thanks.

posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 12:25 AM