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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Israel obeys The One

The IDF announced this morning that it obeyed The One.

No, unfortunately, not God. Israel obeyed the new US President Barack Hussein Obama. As ordered, Israel withdrew all of its troops from the Gaza Strip so as not to spoil the party going on in Washington.

All the troops except for one:



Morons.

UPDATE 5:56 PM

The New York Times manages to report this story without any mention of Obama (Hat Tip: Memeorandum), as if after saying it would take a week to withdraw Israel suddenly did it in three days anyway.

The Times also parrots 'Palestinian' reports of gunfire from Israel Navy boats still stationed offshore. If there are any, there have been no reports of them here.

4 Comments:

At 9:49 AM, Blogger Joe said...

Damn...and all this time I thought it was Israel that controlled the U.S.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger ZH#2 said...

I pray he is still alive

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger NormanF said...

They will be punished. In a just world, the same thing should happen to Israel leaders in equal measure what they did to Gilad Shalit. They turned backs on G-d when they abandoned a fellow Jew. I don't know how they can live with themselves!

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger Carl in Jerusalem said...

NormanF,

People who have no conscience can always live with themselves.

 

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