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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Breaking: Obama converting to Judaism

Received by email from a friend.
In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and, in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to and empathy with the Israeli people.

Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.

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At 9:44 PM, Blogger Lois Koenig said...

Carl, today I really needed a laugh, and now I am indeed ROTFL! Just the thought of Hussein as a Jew? Do I laugh or do I cry? Hmmmm. I think that I will laugh for awhile! ;)

At 2:14 AM, Blogger great Unknown said...

Get that ISIS decapitator.

At 7:54 AM, Blogger Shy Guy said...

I heard he was becoming a Randomsker chossid.

At 8:23 AM, Blogger Jamocha said...

Honestly, why not? If Amira J├╝den-Hass or Debbie WTF-Shmutz can be Jewish, could our standards be too low, as it is?

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

if he converted, it'd be as a Pillar Grounder, or something similar. The second coming of F.S. Cherry, perhaps?

At 7:08 PM, Blogger g2loq said...

Instead of 80% of the US Jewish vote, He'd get 80% if circumcised.

Somewhere Hillel Kook isn't smiling but
Stephen Emmanuel Wise probably is.

That is all ...


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