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Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Ahmadinejad gives Obama debate advice

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has offered President Obama some advice for the next Presidential debate.
In an interview with Fox News, Ahmadinejad claimed he had “the key” to restoring Obama’s lead in the opinion polls and that following a lackluster display in the opening debate last week, the president should “take a leaf” from his own debate book.

“Firstly, lose the tie. Too stiff. Too aloof. Too 20th century,” he said. “Secondly, don’t answer any questions. Nobody has the right to ask you anything, you’re the f***ing president, dude. Thirdly, more finger jabbing. It doesn’t matter what you’re saying, jab your finger in the air like you won’t take any shit from anyone. Try it.. say ‘I demand apple flavoured shisha every night at 6pm’. Nothing, right? Now say it while jabbing your finger on the words ‘demand’, ‘shisha’ and ‘6pm’… see? Everyone at the New York Post shits themselves.”
 Maybe Ahmadinejad could give him some advice on rigging the elections too.

What could go wrong?

(Yes, this is a parody).

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