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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Jews drink the Obama Koolaid?

@NYJoo (whose real name is apparently Shifra) writes an open letter to the President. Here's what she says about Israel and the Jews.
American Jews really loved and revered FDR. They loved him so much that, after the Schechter brothers won their SC case, their business lost most of their customer base. It seems Jewish customers were upset that the Schechters had dared to oppose their beloved FDR. Unbelievable, but true.

And Jewish Dem/Lib/Leftist voters really love you, too. They have that far-away, “pass the Kool-Aid” kind of look. Oh, btw, you know who are your biggest fans? Jews from the former Soviet Union. They risked *everything* to escape the Commies, but you know how it is, moving to another country. Sometimes, you just get nostalgic for the homeland. And with your socialist/Marxist agenda, it just makes them feel right at home here in the U.S. of A. Why, just the other day, I got into a political discussion with my Russian Jewish shoemaker. As soon as I mentioned your name, he got all excited, and started screaming, “I *spit* on all the stupid Liberal Jews who voted for ….” Oh wait, this may not be the best example. But, anyway, on their behalf, thank you, Mr. President.

And while we are on the subject of Jews, thanks so much for that *fab* not-really-on-Chanukah party, held two weeks before the holiday. Jews around the country were thrilled! I mean, we all ran around, channeling Sally Field (“POTUS loves us. He really, really loves us!!!”) And that clip we saw of your welcoming remarks: you were simultaneously smug, condescending *and* bored. Very impressive! And your comment “We never need an excuse to have a party” really added to the significance of the gathering. Very clever, Mr. President.

Anyway, since I am doing all this comparing stuff, here is another clip of a Chanukah party (actually took place *on* Chanukah, what a concept!), at City Hall in Newark, New Jersey. It was hosted by Mayor Cory Booker. He is a Democrat, just like you. He is African/American, just like you. He is an Ivy League law school graduate, just like you. He is a Christian, just like….um…well…. whatever. But, unlike you, he seemed so… sincere. He spoke without notes, without a teleprompter, and he spoke from the heart. I guess Mr. Booker has a lot to learn from you.

Hmm. On second thought, maybe *you* should be taking notes. Just a suggestion, Mr. President.
Heh. I guess you have to have lived through Communism to understand why you don't want to go there unless you are going to be one of the people in charge. The ex-Russians here understand it as well.

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