Ain't America great? Obama forgets to pay the mortgage, home gets foreclosed
Ain't America great? The moron in the White House forgets to pay his mortgage and his home gets foreclosed just like everyone else's. Really. Since his inauguration, President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home he’d shared with his wife and two daughters, while the house itself fell into grave disrepair.It gets better: Obama tried to break into the house.
“The place started to become a real eyesore,” said Kevin Deckman, who owns a home on the opposite side of the street from the former Obama residence. “The lawn was nothing but weeds, and there were a bunch of stray cats that would come and go through an open window, I think. It was a real health hazard. I had to tell my kids to stay away from the Obama house so they wouldn’t catch rabies.”
Daniel Broyles, a spinal surgeon at the University of Chicago Medical Center, purchased the former Obama home at a foreclosure auction last May and was headed to his kitchen Wednesday night when he caught the president trying to jimmy open the side door with a credit card. "He came through the door, and we both had this moment where we were looking at each other like, 'What are you doing?'" When Broyles explained to Obama the circumstances by which he came to own the house, the president apologized and left.Heh.
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posted by Carl in Jerusalem @ 4:52 AM
9 Comments:
This may have been from a satirical story
HA! FUNNY!
Fantastic.
two fake articles...you have been punked
if real, wouldve been headline on fox
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/obamahouse.asp
Hoax.
Please check your sources, Carl. Otherwise, I enjoy your work very much :)
Carl, how did you fall for this?
Take a break and watch some Muppets music instead.
I feel for it because the person who sent it to me was a regular and reliable source.
But the scary part is, doesn't it sound believable?
"Whatever. It's cool," said Obama. "It's not like the girls and I don't have anyplace else to go. So I was too busy creating jobs and killing Osama bin Laden to remember to mail a check. Whoops."
No, that's not believable.
Thanks Shy Guy for the Muppet music.
Hi Carl.
I got fooled , i've put a correction to the story. The web site who carried the story notes in its About Us page that it is "a satirical news site launched in January 2011 to lampoon the events, circumstances and players of the 2012 United States presidential election.
Still it leaves the part about the doubt of ownership of the house.
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