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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Iran's Agent Orange captured

You may recall that last month, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was caught handing out oranges that were labeled as Jaffa oranges from Israel. Subsequently, the Iranians claimed that the oranges were actually imported from China but were mis-labeled as having been imported from Israel. But the determined Iranian government has now gotten to the bottom of this juicy conspiracy.
Iran has arrested individuals behind a scheme to 'smear the government' through importing alleged Israeli oranges into the country.

"We are absolutely certain that the oranges were not imported from Israel and that the stickers were fabricated," Iran's Intelligence Minister Gholam-Hossein Mohseni-Ejei told reporters after a cabinet meeting on Wednesday.

"It is obvious that the move was aimed to smear the government and overshadow its anti-racism activities," he explained.

"[In addition to those detained,] some people have been summoned or invited for further study of the case, the result of which will be announced accordingly," the minister went on to say.
I wonder if anyone will be hanged for this offense.

That 'anti-racism' reference is positively Orwellian.

These people really need to get a sense of humor.


At 5:48 AM, Blogger NormanF said...

Its funny Iran is up in arms about the Jews upsetting the country's carefully maintained balance of anti-racist Judeophobia.

Only anti-Semites could see the alleged Israeli export of oranges to Iran as a racist act.

All of which goes to show when it comes to the Jews, those who hate them live in fear of them. They don't see how ridiculous it makes them look.


At 6:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even if they're convicted, I'm sure they'll be an a-peel.


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