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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sarah Palin's 'mother'

This is a bit off topic (again), but it showed up in my site meter (someone linked to me in the comments) and it was too good not to pass on:
The shocker rocking the political world is that throughout the primary campaign Hillary Clinton was pregnant. It was only recently, after the unDemocratic convention in Denver that Hillary finally gave birth. The gestation period lasted more than 44 years.

The shocker on top of this shock is that Hillary’s baby is non other than the Governor of Alaska, now the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. We will provide photographic proof of this amazing conception as soon as kooky Big Blogs post the shocking photos.

Clinton campaign staffers expressed shock that Hillary had been pregnant all the time. “She wasn’t showing,” stated media guru Mandy Grunwald, “None of us knew. We’re shocked.”

“It looked as if she had gained a little weight, but most of us thought it was due to lack of exercise and sleep and the greasy campaign food” explained shocked campaign internet guru Peter Daou. Anonymous sources at the campaign were said to be equally shocked.

The shock extended to the highest level of the campaign. A young woman with curly hair and a name similar to a New York resident hotel as well as a neighborhood in London was shocked. “I’m shocked” shouted the young lady. “No one knew. It is simply a shock.”
Read it all. I doubt that any of these people are going to vote for Obama. Heh.


At 10:52 PM, Blogger lance said...

I'm still voting for the strong supporter of Israel, John S. McCain, and even though I like his VP:

1. I gotta admit she knows less about Israel and foreign relations than most sophisticated national politicians. (Witness, she first applied for a passport in 2006 in order to make her one and only overseas trip in her life - to visit members of the Alaska National Guard serving in Iraq); and

2. Her fundamental religous beliefs are a bit scarry. See


At 8:57 PM, Blogger NormanF said...

An old American saw has it that during a presidential election year, liberals are always ahead in the spring and conservatives are always ahead in the fall. I wouldn't bet the money its going to be any different this year.

At 1:09 AM, Blogger Schmel Gold said...

SARAH PALIN IS JEWISH. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN - SARAH PALIN IS JEWISH. Sarah's parents are from Lithuania,family name is SHEIGAM on her mother's side and COLEMAN on her fathers. Sarah's grandparents are buried in a Jewish Cemetery in Lithunia. Sarah a an Israeli flag on her governor's desk. So forget the BS the media is trying to feed you. No way as a Jew,I'm going to vote for guy named Barack Hussein Obama. Never.


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