Islamic Jihad worrying about honey traps

Islamic Jihad has apparently been talking to Mordechai Vanunu, who was lured back to Israel by an attractive female Mossad agent after he had spilled Israel's alleged nuclear secrets all over Europe. Islamic Jihad is warning terrorists not to allow 'sexy girls' to friend them on Facebook.

“How do you know if Mossad became your friend on Facebook,” is the title of the piece, posted today at Saraya.ps, Islamic Jihad’s main website. In Arabic, Saraya al-Quds means the Al Quds Brigades.

“Do you feel proud because your Facebook account boasts 5,000 friends? Well, here are ten steps to expose whether intelligence agents transplanted themselves inside your friends list,” reads the article.

The piece warns of friend invites from Facebook users who are unknown, “especially from a beautiful girl.”

The website warns Palestinian Facebook users to be weary of “pretty girls” whose accounts have small pictures that cannot be enlarged.

“This is evidence,” Islamic Jihad writes, “that the photos were taken from the Internet and that these pictures are not original and are not from the girl who sent you the invitation.”

Also to be avoided, lectures the terror group, are beautiful female Facebook users with three or less photographs with “sexual comments” posted on those photos from “young, excited teenage [boys]” and yet the girl’s responses do not exceed the words “thank you.”

Islamic Jihad adds, “Do not forget, a large number of Facebook friends does not really reflect your popularity ever.”

BWAHAHAHAHA!